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Well hello how are you? My name is Jonathan and this is my blog, my blog is really random I guess you could say but its mine so I guess it represents who I am.

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For once I got out of work before 10

and I worked a 12 hour shift and had only had 3 hours of sleep last night and I’m not even tired.

lonelydriversclub said: JON

KEVIN!!!! HI;)

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.

Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.

Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

Zooey Deschanel: *dances*

Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

hollmonster:

This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.

(via dr0wninghaley)

Finally home from work and now I have the next 2 days off

and I turn 20 this Saturday!